How does it take 5-7 business days to refund my money when it took 5 -7 seconds to take it out my account?.” Four hours sleep at age 21 “I’m ready to party again!” four hours sleep at age 40 “say one thing to me and I’ll smack you in the face.” No matter how old my son gets, he’ll always be my baby boy… (and if anyone ever hurts him I will hunt them down and make them regret ever freakin’ trying it.).” Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap 8 people at once.”
My mom has the most awesome daughter in the world!.” I need a part-time job that pays $20, 000 per week.” I’d say my people skills are improving!.” I made it through the day without beating anyone with a chair. Sleep is my drug, my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police.” No makeup and PJ’s all day! Who’s with me?.” I don’t easily trust someone so when I tell you ‘I trust you.” Don’t make me regret it.” Some of us just choose not to post them on Facebook.” Blah, blah… screw that! I wish you lot’s of sex, booze, orgasms and hope you win the lotto.” Isn’t it sad when you get hurt so much, you can finally say “I’m used to it.” The love between mother & daughter is forever!.” Never go to bed angry… Stay awake and plot revenge.” Nobody texts faster than a pissed off female.” Can I borrow a hug please? I promise!! I’ll give u it back!!.” Dear Bestfriend, please stay in my life forever because you’re one of the best things to ever happen to me.” But you can control which window you throw them out of.” You can’t always control who walks into your life…. He’s obviously riding a turtle somewhere really confused…” “My prince is not coming on a white horse. But the right woman wants your time, your smile, your honesty, your effort and you choose to put her as a priority!.” Dear Men: you might think she wants your care, your money, and gifts. Yes I do smile a little when karma pays a visit to someone who so desperately deserves it.” Have you ever felt like you did everything right…. Why is it called “beauty sleep” when you wake up looking like a troll.” Hey hey, Mickey! Face it you didn’t read that, you sang it.” Oh, Mickey, you’re so fine, you’re so fine you blow my mind. I was put on this earth to do two things. Yes, I’m stubborn strong willed and can be a pain in the ass but I have a heart of gold!.” It’s about being with a person who makes you happy in a way nobody else can.” Love is not about sex, going on fancy dates, or showing off. Sometimes I wish I could disappear, and watch to see who noticed I was gone…” Its called called respect if you were raised in this way then share this on your friends and family.” I will hold the door open for other behind me and say excuse me should I need to pass I love people for who they are, not what I can get from them and most importantly, I was raised to treat people exactly how I would like to be treated by other. Say yes sir and no sir and help others when they need me to not stand on the sidelines and watch. I let another person have my seat if they need it. “I was raised to show respect wasn’t dragged up, I was taught to knock before lopen a door, say hello when enter a room say please, say thank you and show respect to my elders. “I hate it when you have to be nice to someone you really want to throw a brick at. It’s just that some people abuse the privilege. Everyone around me needs to control their habit of pissing me off. “I actually don’t need to control my anger.
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